这期节目里，我将给大家带来关于三国的讲解。但首先，先告诉大家，我在魔方里找到了这些！😮😯

Are you Mr. Zhuge Kongming?
I am.
I've heard about you long before.
My honor to meet you today.
Er... I assume you're aware the current situation.
Why do you wage war and invade our land with no just cause?
I came under His Majesty's order. What just cause do you want?
Hahaha.... The God's will has changed, so has the owner of the throne,
which belongs to the most admired. It's a matter of course.
Your master usurped the throne, and took the Central Land.
And you call him 'admired'?
Em! By the reigns of Huan and Ling,
the chaos was provoked by Yellow Turbans' rebellion.
The regime and people's lives were all under the Sword of Damocles.
His Majesty, late Emporer Wu,
suppressed all kinds of traitors and monarchs,
and was loved and preferred by folks.
It would've been impossible if merely by power.
It was the favour of God.
His Majesty, late Emporer Wen,
with civic and military talent, succeeded to the throne
through the precedented abdication that was desired by people.
Isn't his reign over the states the result of both God's and people's will?
You do have your ability and ambition, as you compare yourself to Guan Zhong and Yue Yi.
Why do you have to go against God and people?
Haven't you heard the saying -- 'those who submit will prosper; those who resist shall perish'?
Now the Great Wei has millions of soldiers and thousands of officers.
With your pathetic forces like a firefly, is it really a match to the bright moon in the sky?
If you could lay down your arms and surrender with due respect, your title would still remain.
Isn't peace the most pleasant thing?
Hahahahaha.....
I thought, an old minister like you, would say something wise before your men and my men.
never expected you'd give such an ugly and parochial speech.
I have a word for everyone here to think about.
During the reigns of Emperor Huan and Ling, the imperial authority declined
with eunuchs fermenting disturbances that led to national chaos.
After the Yellow Turbans, traitors continued one after another
abducting Their Majesties and abusing people.
As a result, unworthy and inhumane people took office and drew salary in the imperial court.
So that the power had all been manipulated by those who were either barbaric or bowing,
leading to the ruin of the empire, and great infliction of the folks.
By the time of calamity, what have you, Minister Wang, been doing?
I happen to have known your history long before.
You lived on the east coast, and got recommended to serve,
and were supposed to work for the prince and the nation.
And you, however, help traitors usurp!
Even by Gods, Your crimes are not to be forgiven!
You, rustic jackass! How dare you .
Shut up! Old rat,
you don't know the whole nation wanna eat you alive, and still have the nerve to speak?
[coughing]
Fortunately, our empire is still blessed.
In Xichuan, His Majesty succeeded to the throne.
Under His Majesty's order, I came to crack you traitors down.
An ass-kisser like you should have hidden yourself to linger your pathetic life.
How dare you blabber the God's will to my men?
You white-haired, old piece of shit!
You are about to drop dead soon,
and by then, how would you face the 24 late emperors!
I .I . I...
You traitor!
You lived 76 years without any achievement or talent but this ass-kissing tongue!
How dare you, a spineless hound, bark and bark to my men!
I have never met such a shameless asshole like you!
You...you...Ah!


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实在不行就配下面这个👇👇🏻👇🏽👇🏼👇🏾

Hahahahahaha
I thought, an old minister like you, would say something wise before your men and my men.
never expected you'd give such an ugly and parochial speech.
I have a word for everyone here to think about.
During the time of Emperor Huan and Ling,
the imperial authority declined with eunuchs fermenting disturbances that led to national chaos.
After the rebellion of the Yellow Turbans,
traitors continued one after another abducting Their Majesties and abusing people.
As a result, unworthy and inhumane people took office and drew salary in the imperial court.
So that the power had all been manipulated by those who were either barbaric or bowing,
leading to the ruin of the empire, and great infliction of the folks.
By the time of calamity,
what have you been doing?
I happen to know your history.
You lived on the east coast, and got recommended to serve,
and were supposed to work for the prince and the nation.
And you, however, help traitors usurp!
You are not to be forgiven even by Gods of mercy!
You.... rustic jackass... How dare...
Shut up! Old rat!
you don't know the whole nation wish to eat you alive, and still have the nerve to speak?
Fortunately, our nation is still blessed.
In Xichuan, His Majesty succeeded the throne.
Under His Majesty's order, I came to crack you traitors down.
Isn't it the best choice for an ass-kisser like you to hide yourself and linger your pathetic life?
How dare you talk about the Gods' Law?
You white-haired, old piece of shit!
You are about to die soon,
and how would you face the 24 late emperors!
I .I I...
Traitor!
You lived 76 years without any achievement or talent but this ass-kissing tongue!
How dare you, a spineless hound, bark and bark to my men!
I have never met such a shameless asshole like you!
You You .
Your Honor! Your Honor!


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但没想到会有这么个三国



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想配就配



还有我最喜欢的

Why you leave me in the end？
为什么你最终要离我而去？
Lonely kingdom here I am.
留我一人在这天地之间。
Shining arm our tireless man
闪耀的盔甲，不知疲倦的人。
Fading into troubled land
your hair,your face on my mind
你的头发，你的心，萦绕在我心！
every time you dance in rhyme
你经常跳舞在我身边。
candles at night , pink your carmine
Memory in rags make me blind
Rain falls so hard , wind blows so
hard
北风呼啸，寒风呼啸。
How can I heal my broken heart
我该如何弥补我这颗受伤的心。
I own your past, now where you are
我在等你，你现在在哪里？
You promise never be apart
你说好我们永不分离！
To be the king ,I born to win
王者荣耀，我活为赢！
missions on my shoulders I changed
Refrain myself from thinking
不再胡思乱想！
everything in vain






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大家知道廖化吗，他见证了蜀国的历史，甚至是三国的历史，蜀国亡败后，他郁闷而死。他是黄巾余党，关羽路过他占领的山，不知如何，载着两位嫂嫂的车子在他的山上，和他一起的一位余党说：“咱俩一人一个娶了吧！”廖化从两位嫂嫂口中得知，是刘皇叔的妻子。可是另一位怎么也不听，廖化便把他给杀了！☠关羽知道廖化是黄巾余党，廖化投降他也不收。后来。被刘备收服






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